Frank T Bird

The Wind in the Willows but with more shagging. I publish twice a week unless I'm out the back getting pumped by the landlord for rent.

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“Funny as hell. ”
Thea, Heartlinked Holistics
“Frank will make you laugh so hard you'll blow a hole into the next dimension. Do not read if you have an irreducible hernia or a dislike of the word bollocks.”
Patrick Eades, The Funny Thing About Becoming an Author