Frank T Bird

The Wind in the Willows but with more shagging. I publish twice a week unless I'm out the back getting pumped by the landlord for rent.

“He's crazy...but the good kind....”

David Perlmutter, Made From What's Not Real

“Funny as hell. ”

Thea, Heartlinked Holistics

“Frank will make you laugh so hard you'll blow a hole into the next dimension. Do not read if you have an irreducible hernia or a dislike of the word bollocks.”

Patrick Eades, Why, Me?

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